Tik tok famous clothes professional#

Try as they may to find flaws in this outfit even now they will only make fools of themselves. Khaki chinos(slim fit), And a white button down(also slim fit). Only my heavy breathing can be heard as my once close friends only stare wide eyed in awe at what they have witnessed. I can only moan out through the sudden muscle spasms. The waves of pleasure and tingling come to a climax. Just Clark’s desert boots in beeswax, khaki chinos(slim fit), and a white button down(also slim fit). On and on they scroll through old pictures of me trying to find something.

Waves of pleasure begin pulsing around my whole body. The silence in the room is now deafening. There is still nothing to say about my outfit. The blue button down will never appear because I am never in a fun mood! There is nothing fun about fashion.

Clark’s desert boots in beeswax, khaki chinos(slim fit), white button down(also slim fit). They must realize what I’ve done by now! They are speechless! My heart rate quickens. Clark’s desert boots in beeswax, khaki chinos(slim fit), and a white button down(also slim fit)! My old friends begin to look at each other. I’m wearing Clark’s desert boots in beeswax, khaki chinos(slim fit), and a white button down(also slim fit). A tingling sensation takes over my entire body as decades of work finally come to a payoff. The exact same thing I’m wearing right now. Just as planned, I’m wearing Clark’s desert boots in beeswax, khaki chinos(slim fit), and a white button down(also slim fit). If only they’d have done what I have done they wouldn’t look so stupid right now.Ī picture of me finally appears. The fools continue to enjoy themselves like idiots. My entire youth dedicated to this one outfit. This is what I’ve worn day after day for over thirty years. Beyond even time itself.Ĭlark’s desert boots in beeswax, khaki chinos(slim fit), a white button down(also slim fit), and a light blue button down if I’m in a fun mood. They don’t even realize that I spent years, painstakingly predicting future trends, analyzing millennia of past fashion, and every infographic on the internet for the sole purpose of building the ultimate wardrobe.

They must be devastated to know that they once participated in trends. Look at them giggling at silly things they wore in the past.

My old buddies have begun to look at old pictures from our youth. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything come as close to costume as some of the tiktok styles, although I think a better analogy would be to never seeing anything off runway either (although the community aspect makes cosplay not a bad analogy either).

Tik tok famous clothes professional#

I live close to influencer/fashion professional central and spend a fair amount of time in cafes and I really don’t see much truly idiosyncratic, and again even if aspects do fit with various tiktok styles they’re better understood as part of a broader Zeitgeist. If you tacked the photos from the goblincore hypebeast article onto a dieworkwear! post you wouldn’t necessarily know the difference. the peak nostalgia-inducing period continuing to move forward, a cycle back to a wider or narrow fit (and different speeds across segments), more softer and relaxed styles, changes in color palette and prints, &c (with the corollary that some stuff really is out of style now, even if what’s “in style” is a somewhat broader category than before). I’m pretty sure that even these online microcycles can be pretty well contextualized into larger megacycles, e.g.